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For those that live in Australia, the 'Bogan' is a common occurrence.

Whether it be hanging out at the local shopping center in the uniform they are known to distinguish themselves with (Being a singlet, shorts and more often than not, thongs... or sandals. Mind out of the gutters, people!), down at centrelink trying to get their unemployment checks or down at the local pub at 10 am in the morning, they are out there... lurking.... watching.... waiting....



Today, I had my first human-to-bogan contact... When the idiot ran into the back of my car!!

My 1992 Toyota Corona against a 4WD (which is the chosen transport of most bogans, that or the commodore "hotted up")

You'd think "oh no, Erin! Your Corona wouldn't have a snowballs chance in hell againt the bogan-mobile!"

Well, ho ho ho! You would be wrong! My toyota, drove away with a dent and a bent number plate... BUT THAT IS IT!! It survived to live another day! Nevermind that I was not at fault, I had driven back, seen the 4wd start to reverse, just about SAT on my horn which the bogan didn't hear (they are also known to be hard of hearing, it is believed from listening to too much ACDC and too much alcohol consumption)



*CRUNCH*



I then drove back into my car space thinking "Oh what the F...", exited my vehicle waiting for the bogan to have a go at me which is a common way for them to move blame. But instead, bogan-mum actually SMILES and says "Oh, we must have been reversing at the same time" NO BOGAN-LADY! We were not reversing at the same time!!! I was in the middle of the road before you started!!! She then asks if I have insurance, to which I reply "uh, yes.."

***Understand, this is my first car accident and I had just about died when i saw the massive ass of a 4WD coming towards my car.***



The bogan then proceeds to get back into her 4WD... And drive away! Ummm can anyone say "leaving the scene of an accident"??



So now I'm left with my baby (charlie, that's my cars name) With a dented number plate, a dent in the back with maroon paint from the ass of the 4WD and personally.... A very shaken spirit.

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DeathsEmbrace
09:49 Feb 24 2010

god damn hun those sound like the fuckin rednecks and cholos here o.o be careful! o.o

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erin88
11:45 Feb 24 2010

Yeah, I wrote "Bogans - The Australian Rednecks" But that last part disappeared haha.

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An american mother tells her 3 year old daughter to "shake that booty geeeeewd!!!"

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DeadHeir
04:57 Feb 09 2010

lol wtf?

that is...suuuuure random. lol

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erin88
13:37 Feb 09 2010

Not my fault. Was an american :P.

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NocturnalMistress
18:38 Feb 14 2010

I would smack-a-mother. ;)

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Dear sir-who-decided-to-tailgate-me,



Did you happen to get where you were going any faster then doing the speed limit and staying off my ass? Because we all know there is so much to do in Hervey Bay that is of importance... And I know it wasn't an emergency as the hospital was in the opposite direction.



Were you late in getting your under age girlfriend home to do her pregnancy test? Perhaps you had a meeting-of-the-minds scheduled as you sure looked intelligent with your mullet and wife-beater shirt.



The "hotted up" ford gave me the idea you were a bogan, and the shit music coming out of your shit speakers confirmed the fact...



But it sure as hell was funny watching you hit the breaks hard when I turned my headlights on ^_^

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DeadHeir
09:39 Feb 08 2010

see, so it's not just the States that has idiots and horrible drivers...I feel better, knowing that. haha :D

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NocturnalMistress
18:39 Feb 14 2010

xD I would of loved to see your facial expression during this... heh heh *poke*

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I've been back for all of.. oh.. let's say 10 minutes? And already I think the cliche-ness on profiles and overly nice playfulness is strangling me.



No really, I can't breathe..

Through the murmured "Oh my god..."s and "For fu....." (can guess that one yourselves), the air in my throat or lungs is getting caught..



All I keep thinking is "someone pass me a damn rifle" I don't know how to shoot, but I'll give it the good ole' Australian go!! In other words if it doesn't work, i'm off to lay down... KIDDING.



Some people are like excitable puppies... But with one good tap to the nose with a rolled up newspaper... Yet again, kidding.



*SIGH!!* Yes, I am now at the point where I am "cyber-sighing" Perhaps it's best to walk away and read a book....





Till next time....

E

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DeadHeir
09:39 Feb 08 2010

a cyber-sigh, ohmygodno. lol.

you're a dork.

this site has always been like that :P

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NocturnalMistress
18:40 Feb 14 2010

I can teach you to shoot...



;)

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Like a zombie in a B-grade horror movie, you just can't keep a good girl down.

And while you might be yelling from your seats "NO YOU IDIOT, DON'T GO THAT WAY!!! SHE'S RIGHT THER..... stupid beyutch, told her not to go that way" (except with stronger language). Well, that just won't work ;)



I would like to apologise to those I left behind, but the war has been won!! (Freakin' hell, don't ask me what is with the bad movie cliche's, I'm sorry!!!)



Moving riiiight along, like I said, I'm back! Uni has broken up for about 3 weeks and honey... I'm home! haha.. yeah, i'll try to stop now.



Things got a little hectic and VR got pushed right to the back of my mind. But I'm here, hopefully to revive old friendships (I KNOW CPR!!!) and to make new ones :)



I don't know how often I will be on VR but if you send me a message, you will get a reply. And if I don't know you and you seem intelligent, and your message doesn't start with "hey baby, how about you + me and a bag of 0-" then we're all good and you MAY get my email.



For now, I will bid you all goodnight though, as I seem to have the staying power of a 90 year old... and it IS late... and I have just finished a week of block exams so, exhaaaaausted, but I hope to get to talk soon.



Bye :)

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Lolita
13:29 Feb 07 2010

Arghhh Erin... did you do a Summer semester oO

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erin88
13:33 Feb 07 2010

I surely did indeed!



It slowly killed me from the inside out. I believe I am just starting to get my soul back as that was sucked out of me too :)

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